Lewis Black Rages at ‘A**hole’ Undecided Voters in Angry Daily Show Rant: ‘What the F*ck is Left for You to Learn About Them?!’
Comedian Lewis Black took aim at undecided voters as their choices still remain up in the air just weeks away from the election.
On Tuesday’s episode of The Daily Show, Black made analogies to ice cream shops and Sean “Diddy” Combs in a fiery rant about those who remain uncommitted to any of the presidential candidates.
“Oh, yes, undecided voters,” Black said. “The same people you see at the ice cream shop asking for 12 mini spoon samples. It’s a $3 cone, asshole! How is anyone still undecided in this election at this point? Choosing a candidate should be easy. Look, it’s like a lube salesman deciding if he should swing by P Diddy’s house. He has all the information he needs! But after almost two years of campaigning, this election still comes down to winning over a few dozen Pennsylvanians with carbon monoxide poisoning. Now, don’t get me wrong. Maybe these undecided voters aren’t stupid. Maybe they have a good reason for being idiots. Has anyone asked them what the hang up is?”
The Daily Show then ran a montage of undecided union members on MSNBC. Several of them expressed the need to do more research before making a decision.
“Oh, good God!” he continued. “They all have the same hair! Go ahead, do your own research! Hopefully the library will let you huff paint inside. What are you researching exactly? We’ve known these candidates forever! One of them has spent the past four years as vice president; and the other has spent the past 40 years as the worst person in America. What the fuck is left for you to learn about them? How they load a dishwasher?”
Watch above via Comedy Central